I have stuff I want to post about! Mainly books, but also some other things. I think. I can't remember right now. However, at this time, I'm only here to say ( Read more... )

Foods my kid loves that I also loved (more than usual) while I was pregnant:Mac-n-cheese ( Read more... )

ME: *blows nose*

BEAR: *blows raspberry*

ME: *blows nose*

BEAR: *blows raspberry*

ME: *blows nose*

BEAR: *blows raspberry*

ME: Sometimes I think you're mocking me.

BEAR: *laughs*

ME: Do you find my pain amusing?

BEAR: *does "so big" arms*

ME: Well, I'm glad someone's enjoying themselves, anyway.

Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, the part of Godzilla will be played by my son.

The part of Tokyo, as always, will be played by my head.

Enjoy the show.

ETA: In related news, Ernie has made up a new word for the mood he was in tonight: "rambocious." Notice that it is a portmanteau of the words "rambunctious" and "ferocious." Yes.

...I'm pretty sure time collapses in on itself whenever the kid's asleep. An hour during which he is awake, while undeniably enjoyable, takes approximately thirty times longer to pass than an hour during which he is asleep and I'm trying desperately to get something done before he wakes up ( Read more... )

Every once in a while, I have these moments where I go, "Hey, I'm someone's mom. Cool!"

These moments are inevitably followed by a moment of panic where I go, "Crap, I'm someone's mom!" and wonder what on earth I've gotten myself into ( Read more... )